Okay which of you horny fuckers is voting for penis reveal? DM me now
Me on first day as the job interviewer: what are your greatest weaknesses. What are you weaknesses. What will make you break. Am i scaring you. What would you say is your greatest weakness. Aaaa! Anyway. Have you ever been attacked? What would you consider your greatest weakness.
Can't let British people have air conditioning because first they'd call it something twee like "the climate fixer" and then in 20 years they'll call it "the climb" or "the climmy"
French kids would call it "le climot", frustrating language officials who would prefer they call it "machine pour le contrôle du climat froide à l'interieure de l'édifice"
no art piece is ever going to give me the amount of damage that holzer’s SOMEONE WANTS TO CUT A HOLE IN YOU AND FUCK YOU THROUGH IT, BUDDY has
everyone knows ABUSE OF POWER COMES AS NO SURPRISE but CUT A HOLE IN YOU is so fucking vicious and visceral and horrific and disgusting it makes me want to foam at the mouth
and then appending it with BUDDY is so fucking. it’s so good it’s funny and it’s sardonic and it’s condescending it’s like. perfect








