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The fun (?) part to this is that the Astartes modification process totally fucks people up in the visual department. It's like getting your gender transed with all hormones (and some extra juices and organs) cranked up by the factor 40.000. The insane muscle growth that forms their posthuman physique? If you are unlucky that also affects your facial muscles and your tounge. Body hair? Might completly fall out due to the mix of juices and as a reaction to their artificial second skin being inserted. Meanwhile the body has not yet adapted to the acidic salvia but their healing properties are already on to combat it so their mouths and gums are chronically scarred/burned. Body might not have adjusted to some of the glands yet, causing a asymmetrical physique as well.
To make things worse they look absolutely starved as the modification process straight up sets their metabolism on fire and that takes a while to settle down as well - and all of this is not accounting for primarch DNA overwriting the original body in random spots: an originally dark haired Ultramarine Neophyte might suddenly grow patches of blonde hair, facial features shift, eye color can change, but all of this does not come at once but with time.
So the "fresher" you are coming out of the process, the more you look like a fucked up freak of nature furthest removed from humanity. It then normalises itself with time. Some have the luck of being in a legion where a proper skincare and wellness routine are appreciated - commonly inserted into times dedicated to meditation and prayer - like the Blood Angels, Thousand Sons, or Emperor's Children. Those get over that phase I can only call "puberty 2.0 insanity edition" somwhat well, the rest... well... has a somewhat rougher start.
So the younger the astartes, the older and totally fucked up he looks to the untrained eye.
The other fun part is that space marines begin serving in the scout company before they’re even fully transformed, and are not full battle brothers before they graduate out of the scout company and receive their black carapace.
Going by GWs chart that shows the typical ages implants are received this means that the marines in the scout company might largely be mid-to-late teens, literal child soldiers. Lots of the marines that come to save your planet are going to be roided up kids with boltguns and near extrajudicial authority to kill anyone unimportant and probably with an attitude roughly equivalent to that kid on xbox live that sends hatemail after every bad match.
Also, given that the scout company serves to further select candidates for promotion to full brotherhood and many will ‘wash out’, I have to conclude that most chapters are run by old as fuck marines constantly throwing literal children into the meat grinder to keep feeding the war machine.
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I pose a question to you @tinfoilwizardhat
Absolutely not. Being allowed to enter your house by a principality, court, or set of laws is not the same thing as being invited in under the laws of hospitality. Those rules don’t float that way, they are older and far stronger than your petty police force.
I used to reference this tweet all the time. I did it for years. I misremembered "kramer gets addicted to virtual yogurt" being a meme so I gave people shit for not remembering it
and then one day I looked it up and realized it was from a failed 2013 gimmick account that tweeted 6 times before being abandoned and got like. 2 retweets ever.
You get there and all the pretty boys look up from drinking from the reservoir and gallop away like gazelle
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Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.